assssgang

Yo!!!!

2007-02-06T14:25:00.000+08:00

Pretty Girl in the house! hahaha!! Hey everybody please make this blog alive!!

Last 2 weeks till the end of our school in Nanyang Polytechnic!! Excited? Happy? Sad?

So what are we going to do after our 3 years in school?

Some successfully being interviewed by the SCS and was selected to work there.

Some be a successful accountant.

Some be a successful teacher.

Some be a successful officer in army.

3 years passes really fast. Let's look thru what we have done in the past 3 years..

- 2nd day of orientation, a girl was lock in the handicapped toilet and from then on we become sisters.
- 1st year sem 1, a guy was so lonely, sitting there quietly waiting for somebody to say hey lets join our group for the project and from then on we become sisters even though he is a guy.
- 1st day of orientation, a girl was sitting behind asked for the attendance sheet and from then on we become sisters.
- 2nd day of school, a girl walk to our class and ask whether she has gone to the correct class, look so happy that she went to the correct class and from then on we become sisters.
- 2nd day of orientation, a girl was so bored, nothing to do, so think of something fun to play with, she went to lock a girl in the toilet and from then on we become sisters.

and yes!! We form a nice pretty handsome group!! ASSSSGANG!! it was form by Alvin, Soek Wai, Sophia, Suiyan, Sandy!! Its our unique group!!

OH NO!! Sorry.. Someone please help to continue.. hehe!!

2007-01-30T16:06:00.000+08:00

Hello all.

BRAND NEW YEAR FOR A BRAND NEW ASSSS

2007-01-04T09:49:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR ASSSSES N MY BELOVED DIT0411

WOW!!! TIME FLIES!! -flashes- its 2007 already!!!!

ALL OF US WILL BE 20 (except tt neh neh girl and her sayang fiq fiq) ...but still!!
one thing for sure!! all of our age start with the number 2 already!! jialat jialat..super duper old liao..how how how!!??

its the 6th week of FYP..and all of us still slacking, rotting, eating, sleeping, and laughing all the way throughout the weeks..

for my IPP darlings..tolerate more 6 weeks and u will be free!!! tahan ar my ah soh soh n sandy ar~~~

my still studying sayang dee, taupok, retard jason project hard!! dun peek peek other girls in class ar!!

argh..so fast sia..all of us gonna graduate soon le..going into different aspect of life liao..i still wanna enjoy as much time with u guys as possible..really enjoy my trip to ubin on the new year with u guys!! thanks my girls for being there for my advicing me and counselling me regarding my r/s issues~~
and thx sayang n fiq fiq n tt macho JR for making me smile..especially sayang...hahah!!!! wahh heart soft liao!!! chabo liao!
please please have more gathering b4 all of us graduate k?
b4 all the sissy go into the monster camp n become man!!!

*seize the day without regretting the time you lost*

I LOVE U GUYS !!! MUACKZ MUACKZ!!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST..HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SOPPY SOPPY SISTER SOPHIA TEO CUI ER AND MY NEH NEH SISTERS FOREVER WAI WAI I LOVE U ALL!!!

-PEACE- suiyan

weee~

2006-12-25T00:21:00.000+08:00

meeerrrryyyy christmas to all=)

saw that?

2006-12-21T15:14:00.000+08:00

what a long story.
aunties will always be aunties.
weeeeeeeee~

Ms Chio Dao~ Chio-ly Chio Time: The Tale of Wife Wang

2006-12-21T13:26:00.000+08:00

-Spins into the room-

Ms Chio Dao~:

Hi people, I'm Ms Chio Dao~ from channel Assss. How's everyone man .. feeling cold? -laughs-

Had been raining non-stop recently ya ..-pulls shaw out- *Ahem*

Okay. Let's see what i have here. Ermm ... OH! a letter from hmm .. let me see .. -tears letter- Asshole? -laughs-

yea... cool nick dude! okay now here it goes ...

Hi Ms Chio Dao~,

I'm actually a fan of yours. I really enjoyed your Chio-ly Chio time. It's awesome man!! It rawks!!

Can i request to have you tell the "The tale of wife wang" again?

It's really a nice story man!

Oh ya! is it possible to dedicate a song after the story?

I would like to dedicate "Seize the day" by Avenged Sevenfold to DIT 0411 and ... Ermm ... that bitch. shhh ....

Thanks sexy!! -dances-

Wow wow WOW~! Man i got fan! -laughs-

Anyway thanks for your support gorgeous!!

OKAY, without further ado

i shall now begin the story!!

Ms Chio Dao~:

-claps-

There once was a pious woman with a few prospects.

Her family married her to a butcher - the lowest possible match for a woman devoted to the buddhist way.

As devout as she was, she was a woman first and gave birth to sons and daughters.

Still, Wife Wang did not eat fish or meat. She recited sutras for hours each day, especially the Diamond Sutra. When sh wasnt reciting, she begged her husband not to slaughter animals. She warned him of the bad karma that would come to him in the next life if he continued his profession.

Husband Wang:

My family had been butchers for more generations than anyone could count.

You should continue to recite the Diamond Sutra.You will be rewarded in your next life.

I will keep slaughtering animals. I will buy land in this life and be punished in the next.

Wife Wang knew she was doomed for sleeping with her husband, but when he tested her knowledge of the Diamond Sutra and found that she could recite it without flaw, he gave her a room of her own so she could remain celibate for the rest of their married life.

The King of the afterworld sent out spirits to look for those of great virtue. They spied on Wife Wang. Once convinced of her purity, they enticed her to visit the afterworld to recite the Diamond Sutra.

She knew what this meant: death.

She begged them not to make her leave her children, but the spirits refused to hear her pleas.

She told her husband to take a new wife. She instructed her children to be good and obey their new mother.

As soon as these words left her mouth, she fell to the floor, dead.

Wife Wang experienced many trials before she was brought at last to the King of the afterworld. Through all her tribulations he had been watching her, noting her virtue and piety.

Just like her husband, he demanded that she recite the Diamond Sutra. Althought she missed nine words, he was so pleased with her efforts - both during her lifetime and in the afterlife - that he rewarded her by allowing her to return to the world of the living as a baby boy.

This time she was born into the home of a learned official, but her real name was written on the bottom of her foot.

Wife Wang had led an exemplary life, but she was only a woman.

Now as a man, she excelled at everything she did. She gained riches, honor, and prestige, but as much as she accomplished.

She missed her family and longed to be a woman again.

At last she presented to the emperor.

She told him her story and implored him to let her return to her husband's home village.

Just as had happened with the King of the afterworld, this woman's courage and cirtue moved the emperor, but he saw something more - filial piety.

He assigned her to her husband's home village as a magistrate.

She arrived wearing full scholar regalia. When everyone came out to kowtow, she stunned the gathering by taking off her manly shoes and revealing her true name.

She told Husband Wang:

I would like to be your wife again.

Husband Wang touched to tears.

Husband Wang and children then went to her tomb and opened it.

Jade Emperor stepped out and announced that the entire Wang family could transcend this world for nirvana.

Moral of story:

Nirvana is a place not a whitening cream (Nivea).

-End of story-

*Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost

It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time.

But I'm too young to worry

These streets we traveled on will undergo our same lost past

I found you here, now please just stay for a while

I can move on with you around

I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?

I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done

We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time

But I'm too young to worry(a melody, a memory, or just one picture)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost

It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in

No longer needed here so where do we go?

Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?

But girl, what if there is no eternal life?

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time

But I'm too young to worry(a melody, a memory, or just one picture)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost

It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over.

Trials in life, questions of us existing here

Don't wanna die alone without you here

Please tell me what we have is real

(guitar solo)

So what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again? Whooooah

So I never want to leave you and the memories of us to see

I beg don't leave me

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost

It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Trials in life, questions of us existing here

Don't wanna die alone without you here

Please tell me what we have is real

(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)

I stand here alone

Falling away from you, no chance to get back home

(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day)

(Silence, you lost me-- no chance for one more day) *

Ms Chio Dao~:

Okay! that's all folk! Hope you guys enjoy my story & song ya!

Do tune in to Chio-ly Chio time every Thursday at 25.00 Pm! BYEBYE~

hello all.

2006-12-21T13:22:00.000+08:00

yao sao say she's gonna tell us a story.
stay tuned.

- chen sao~

2006-12-20T11:19:00.000+08:00

Yoz!! Its me.. Bored Boring boredom.. Its so bored.. ~~ its week 4.. and still nothing to do.. haiz!! staying in the lab just like being an animal in the zoo..

grrr.

2006-12-10T22:25:00.000+08:00

i'm dreading work.
internship sucks.
big time.

sigh.
i really enjoyed myself when i get to go back to school during lunch breaks.
i love you all~~~~

all in the name of assss..

2006-12-05T11:25:00.000+08:00

ka ching dua dao~~~~~~~~~ is here~!!! let the master of the gang speaks~!!!

HOWS EVERYONE!?!? hows my beloved assssses?!?!?! i miss u guys~!!!
so hows my chio dao~~~ and sexy dao~~~ doin at NCSs?!?!?!? those cleaners or workers got bully u girls bo!? anything mus report to me! i will ask the neh bu big dao~~~ to go settle with her powerful neh neh quan~!! *bounces*

- all in the name of asssses...

and tt yandao dao kia~~~ vin vin~~~~ everytime say wanna update this blog..but in the end didn't !! wan me to use my powerful fingers to poke ur pair of nostrils!? better update fast before i pinch ur neh ji until blood liu chu lai~~ *krumps*

- all in the name of asssses...

and my dear 0411 mates..oh ah dee!!! ape yini?! i everytime forget to log out..dun dun like!!! u think i like!?!?!? i ask the FJ auntie beat u den u know ar! saya benchi kuching..kechi kechi tana mati..bersa menusakan da orang bodoh!!!

wah chey chey chey..the local king of mud is here with his new blog!! *fiq-meister.blogspot.com* seh..btw ur heart is still with wai and she's in love with it..ooooooOooOO...

aiya..dun aiya..aiya aiya..aiya..kuku malu..aiya aiya..hand pain...aiya..secret...$2...

and my fypian~~ mimi linanxing..justin timberlake aka neh bu's husband..and aiya's secret..$2..

3 MORE MONTHS AND WE'LL GRADUATE FROM NYP..OUR MEMORY LANE FOR 3 YEARS..DIT0411 I LOVE U GUYS!!!

THANKS FOR GIVING ME WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES FOR ALL THE TIMES WE'VE SPEND..I LOVE IT!!

OUR JOURNEY ..3 YEARS...DIT0411 RULEZ..!! *HIT CHEST*

never shall forget every single one of u ..u guys make a differences in my life..

- all in the name of 0411 (go buy 4D!)

when prawn mee's not filling enough...

2006-11-30T17:05:00.000+08:00

sandy's...
hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry
hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry
hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry
hungryhungryhungryhungryhungry

and here she craves for...
instantnoodlesinstantnoodlesinstantnoodles
sausagessausagessausagessausagessausages
and more instantnoodlesinstantnoodlesinstantnoodles.

so asssses,
buy me some.
thanks.
(",)v

2006-11-30T16:44:00.000+08:00

HEY LADIES & DUDES!!

Damn! it's really bored in the office so ......

MS CHIO DAO~ WILL TELL A STORY!! -claps- THANK YOU!

Ms Chio Dao~ :

A woman once had 3 brothers. They all have wives, but she was not married. Though she was virtuous and hardworking, her brothers would not offer a dowry. How unhappy she was!! What could she do?

Sandy -sings-:

She's so miserable, she goes to the garden and hangs herself from a tree.

Yan -sings- :

The eldest brother walks through the garden and pretends not to see her.

Wai -sings-:

The second brother walks through the garden and pretends not to see that she's dead.

Vin -sings-:

The third brother sees her, burst into tears, and takes her body inside.

Ms Chio Dao~ :

A woman once had 3 brothers. When she died, no one wanted to care for her body. Though she had been virtuous and hardworking, her brothers would not serve her. How cruel this was!! What would happen?

Sandy -sings-:

She is ignored in death as in life, until her body begins to stink.

Yan -sings-:

The eldest brother gives one piece of cloth to cover her body.

Wai -sings-:

The second brother gives 2 pieces of cloth.

Vin -sings-:

The third brother wraps her in as many clothes as possible so she'll be warm in the afterworld..

Ms Chio Dao~ :

A woman once had 3 brothers. Now dressed for her future as a spirit, her brothers won't spend money on her coffin. Though she was virtuous and hardworking, her brothers are stingy. How unfair this was!! Would she ever find rest?

Sandy -sings-:

All alone, all alone. She plans her haunting days.

Yan -sings-:

The eldest brother say, "We dont need to bury her in a box. She is fine the way she is."

Wai -sings-:

The second brother says, "We could use that old box in the shed."

Vin -sings-:

The third brother says, "This is all the money i have. I will go and buy a coffin."

Ms Chio Dao~ :

A woman once had 3 brothers. They have come so far, but what will happen to sister now? Elder brother - mean in spirit; Second brother - cold in heart; but in third brother love may come through.

Yan -sings-:

Elder brother says, "Let's bury her here by the water buffalo road (she would be trampled for all eternity)"

Wai -sings-:

Second brother says, "Let's bury her under the bridge (she would be wash away)"

Vin -sings-:

But third brother - good in heart, filial in all ways says, "We will bury her behind the house so everyone will remember her"

Ms Chio Dao~ + ASSS + Vin -sings-:

In the end. Sister, who had an unhappy life, found a great happiness in the afterworld ......... Wooooo~ (High) wooooo ..... ... ..... ... (Low)

-BOWS- Ms Chio Dao~ + ASSS + Vin -BOWS-

-CLAPS- DIT 0411 -CLAPS-

p.s: Ms Chio Dao~ aka Sophia teo, member of Assss gang. Its just a nick. CANT YOU GUYS HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?! Thank you so much -BOWS-

Moral of the story

The value of a girl - or woman - could shift from person to person.

CARED for the loved ones even after they go to the afterworld.

-DIT 0411, aku will remember you guys. peace.-

-End of story-

2006-11-22T13:48:00.000+08:00

Arrgghh!!! SAVE ME SAVE ME AND SAVE ME... 2 more days and i finish my ipp!! I wish to finish fast as i dun wish to work with her anymore.. Tolerating her and trying to compromise with her but she keep on giving mi attitude!! I suffer more than enough le!! but when say abt leaving the place i m abit sad as i have to leave them alreadi.. Even thought its a short short 3 months but there is alot of memorable things that make mi wanna stay on.. Think le oso feel like crying.. Today my OIC graded on the logbook le!! at last!!

So yan!! we are towards the heaven place le.. Hope sop and sandy will be posted to good office with good people.. hehehe!! If u have any difficulty pls feel free to double click on my nick in msn n shout to mi.. hahaha!!!

and vin!! veri veri long nv chat wif u le.. u seem quite busy.. hahaha!! juz like us during last sem.. But if u face any difficulty u can look for mi n yan.. we will b there for u..

and here i present my kiss to assss gang

Hope u all will like it..

2006-11-17T15:31:00.000+08:00

Sian not .. ipp coming .. haiz .. aku rather stay in labby & rot til i graduate man~
Meeerrr .. Somemore need to wear formal~ so restless man .. need a break away from this stressful place~

Yan din win arh?! Never Mind, its okay you're the best girl! -hits chest- -dances-
Weeee ........

Wai happy hor no more yue ming to pester you & all ready to come back to school to hiao with BRYAN!!! MUAHHA Girl He's waitin for you~ oh waiting for you~ whahah!!

Sandy adik dont be too stress arh .. anything tell sophia kakak i'll help you~ whaha

vin~ more handsome sia .. nth much to say just handsome MUAHHAHA ..

Okay TIME'S UP! GTG SISTERS~ MUAHS!

ps: Sisters help me look after my jeremy arh! whaha Dont let him wild hor! Anything please call 9**6**4*. THANK YOU~~ Weeee ......
-spins to the door-

2006-11-13T12:35:00.000+08:00

YOZ YOZ YOZ!!! HOW U GIRLS!!!!!

FINALLY..we have our very own ASSSS blog..yeah man...

guys..u guys can post anything here..like ur life..and all..anything happen can tell us here..

only ASSSS can access to this blog no worries!!

pls update bout ur lifes..ur gf..bf..brother..sister..mother father..but pls dun talk bout ur teddy bear or ur soft toys story...(this one only apply to soekwai)

hahaA!! alright guys.. 2 more weeks!! me n wai will be back to sch!!!

muuahahahahaa~!!!

shall we have our next gathering soon?!?!?!!

my dance comp is over ytd le..din won anything but its okie..we got the best supporters award..$300..HAHA! okok..now im free as a bird..shall discuss out gathering soon k!?!

love u guys so much!! MUACKZ!!

suiyan

Second post

2006-11-11T06:40:00.000+08:00

Test ke pi~
Hey sexies~~ -dances- Weeeee ....
Aku do second post. Heeee ...
Next next NEXT!!!

First post

2006-11-10T14:28:00.000+08:00

trying out.. test test..